7 ways to pull off the haggard look

October 10th, 2007 by gangwarily

In this day and age where there are various factors
to ruin your style, practically anything can ruin your day. So whether you have
a bad hair day, “wet” [with sweat] look, or simply looking like you badly need some sleep, here are 7 ways to
pull off the haggard look:

1. Like any style you try to pull off, you are
   bound to get attention one way or the other. So if you go to your school or office in your
   famous “windang” state, pop a gum, chew, and show your infamous
   in-your-face look. Chances are, you’ll look unfazed and unaffected. Very
   cool look.
2. It’s all in the ramp, baby. Bear in mind that whether those eye bags are
   already a part of the human anatomy or your hair strands can already pass
   as antennas, if you walk ‘sosyal’, they’ll think that it’s natural.
3. Laugh it off like some silly joke. People can’t help but make stupid side remarks.
   Shrug it off. Your look is already ruined enough as it is. Don’t try to
   make it more embarrassing by getting all “emo” about it.
4. “Nothing is ever beautiful without being ugly
   once in a while.” Say this over
   and over again. It’ll boost your self-esteem.
5. Get a sip on the anti-stupefying liquid: water. Remember, do not GULP. Sip. Maintain your
   manners.

6. Be part
   of the act. Of course, don’t
   act like you’re haggard. Remember, self-image is EVERYTHING in this
   beauty-crazed world. So if you think you’re haggard, don’t heat things
   anymore by acting like one. Denial is the key.
7. Rush to the nearest wash room. You know you look it already, so do something
   about it.

Bear in mind that we are not encouraging you to have
this as your permanent look. It’s simply a reminder that this is a first-aid
for all you career men and women out there who don’t have the time to fix
themselves up properly. But for crying out loud, don’t let this be your style.
You can still look good.

Now whoever said that Global
Warming can cramp your style?

By: Isabel
Geronilla